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LORD KUNGFU

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  1. Man, forget that noise. The wifey already knew ahead of time how you are. Its not like you had a dark dorky secret. It wasnt like you got married and then, its like........( Oh! Honey bunch, by the way, I have 3 storage room full of toys that I am going to display around the house and play with and make swooshing sounds when ever we have guests over to our house, especially your co workers..... oh, and going to run around in my underoos and play sega, and eat captain cruch.....everyday will be a saturday for me, weeeeeee..........)

    I display my toys all over my damn house if I please, and I do. I aint limiting myself to no damn 1 room or office. And when my garage door opens, theres about 1000 robots peering out of my garage. I got RC helicopters hanging from the ceiling. Shoot man, I might as well be an FAO Shwarz or how ever you spell it. I mean really, who says how a normal house is supposed to look like. Personally, I like my house looking like disnelyland. As long as its clean and not messy looking.

    I really dont care what anybody thinks, because my house is worth a million $$$, and everybody with there stupid opinions live in shacks.

    There is no reason to be shackled. By a wife or so called normality. It is ok to compromise, as long as you are willing to do so, and not forced or threatened.

    This case needs a quote from MEGATRON "I ANSWER TO NO ONE".

  2. well, things have to start somewhere. This is not a prodject that you can build and have functional in 1 day. Especially with alaskas climate. Im noticing that since the guy is not Japanese or European, everybody wants to bash his prodject, but you got to give the guy props, thumbs up, a hand, for trying to do something different. B))

  3. shut your mouth,

    how can you say

    I go about things the wrong way

    cool, another smiths fan.

    Natatlie portman is cute. Not bodacious, but cute cuddly, make me horny kind of way. Oh yeah, and shes smart too....thats a total turn on...schwiiiinnnngggg.

  4. as far as I know, I seen this a few years back, and the picture is not fake. (NOt totally sure. The reason the guy looks like he does, is he tried to commit suicide by 12 gauge shot gun to his face or in his mouth, and what you see in that picture was the result. Im not going to post the website I found this stuff on in this forum, but if you want it, just pm me. THey have to much stuff like this, and I dont want somebody to accidently link to it, and have nightmares. Some really nasty stuff. Makes you think a little.

  5. The word codpiece has now entered slang lexicon with a different meaning.

    Ill be sure to substitute that word from now on, for anything that has to do with the groin area.

    Like:

    1) hey, check out that dog, it has a red or pink fleshy item sticking out of its codpiece.

    2) Hey son, remember, if you ever get into a fight, be sure to protect your codpiece.

    3) When handing somebody a hot drink like coffee or coco, you can say.....hey, this is really hot, be sure not to spill any on your codpiece.

    4) when viewing rap videos, you can turn to your wife or girlfriend and say, why do those rappers always got to be grabbing there codpiece.

    5) At a clothing store, you can say, I really like these pants, but they are a little tight around the codpiece.

    6) I keep my gun hidden in my codpiece

    ect....... I know that codpiece is not penis. But it simply sounds funny, like cock, family jewels, monkey, snake, chicken, package, pickle, joy stick, gear shifter, firehose, jimmy, johnson, dork, knob, manhood, one eyed monster, tool, wang, choad, sausage, ect......ect........and now codpiece.

  6. what is interesting about "codpiece" as terminology?

    the word has been around for centuries...and was used quite appropriately here.

    I don't get it

    Well, I dont find anybody in modern times using the word codpiece. THey probobly used it in old english or mideval times refering to armor. Just a guess. Walk down the street and ask anybody about there codpiece and nobody will know what the hell your talking about. People also used the words thou, thee, ye olde, ect......for hundreds of years too, but we dont use them today. Therefore, using those tems would make them interesting. I mean, when the last time you looked at a porno mag or movie and it said "wow, check out john and his 12 inch codpiece". Or, you go up to the porno store clerk and say" excuse me sir, but do you carry a swedish codpiece enlarger?". B))

  7. Ohhhh man. THat thing(matchbox valk) is super cool. Almost looks like a yamato 1/48 with that fat bubbly nose.  AWWWW man, I got to get one of those. Just add some panel lines and lights in the thrusters, and yippeeee. It will put any yammy to shame. I can't wait to get one now. Especially since everybody hates it, that means I can get them cheap. All right..........Christmas is coming, Im genna ask Santa for one right now!

    Heh.

    ...

    Actually, light-up thrusters would be pretty cool...

    yup.

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  8. I thought it was just one of those Microman "blanks" with a gundam head and """codpiece""" on. :unsure:

    Interesting teminology. Ill have to use that word "codpiece" next time im hanging out with my friends or family and for some reason, we start talking about crotches.

    Next time my wife looks at another guy on the beach, Ill ask her if she was checking out his codpiece.

    I like the figure. :ph34r:

  9. Ohhhh man. THat thing(matchbox valk) is super cool. Almost looks like a yamato 1/48 with that fat bubbly nose. AWWWW man, I got to get one of those. Just add some panel lines and lights in the thrusters, and yippeeee. It will put any yammy to shame. I can't wait to get one now. Especially since everybody hates it, that means I can get them cheap. All right..........Christmas is coming, Im genna ask Santa for one right now!

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