What a bizarre analogy. Are you trying to confess something here? Some sort of "crap on the furniture" fettish?
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Exo,
I was the President of my Fraternity in college. I had a ton of responsibility, but one of the smaller problems in the Fraternity turned out to be one of the most chalanging. The guys who lived in the house were slobs... They would get dishes dirty and just leave em in the sink till the sink filled up, then they would just let em stack on the counter till they could make some pledge clean it up. It made the entire downstairs (and this was a HUGE 12 bedroom victorian mansion) just a sh!tty place to be.
I had a solution. I took ALL the plates, glasses, cups and other glassware, put it in boxes and threw it all off of the roof. I am talking like HUNDREDS of plates and glasses. Yes my Fraternity Brothers though I was an a-hole, but what do you know.. The house didn't get dirty again... I had a policy. I see a glass, I break it. Spotless house from that day forward.