That NOS Guy

HG 'll dub it, I'm gonna toss out a line from "This is Otakudom" here.

"Letters aren't cheap!"

-NOS

My soul. It hurts.

Well, its cold in space... Um, is it just me, or does it look like he has an eye patch?

Arr Matie, hoist the Jolly Roger. It's and plunder some space aliens!

Reminds me of Kill Bill Vol. 2 where Ms. Kiddo is trying to escape her tomb.

*has picture of Millia training with Pei Mei*

*dies laughing*

-NOS

I'm so sorry man, go postal on their asses

Why not just wait for a 1/48 in the mail to plaster it's ass?

-NOS

Okay, so it was bad.

Is that like a Volvo that is made out of mechanical cats?

Just a pet name for my car.

One of those could come in handy as an emergency vehicle. Keep one of those in the back of the Volvotron and I'd never have to worry about having to walk five miles if I ran out of gas again.

-NOS

Move over Segway

Now that you mention it AgentONE.....

SAILORMOON COMPLEX!

-NOS

Who hears it from the woman every other night about how DIC sucks.

Imagine a movie theater that served cake. Now that would be cool.

Yes, yes it would be.

No! Anything but Fumoffu!

I want my seven bucks back. After seeing "Van Helsing" I was under the impression movies had reached their absolute low and could only improve. God, was I wrong.

God, in his infinate wisdom has chosen to cascade forth a plague of bad movies on the world, probably in return for bad hymes, but I have had the misfortune of seeing the mentioned bad films.

They raped the Illiad with a broomstick. A BROOMSTICK LINED WITH CHAINSAW BLADES AND PINEAPLLES!

If you're going to make a movie based on the Illiad make the movie like the Illiad, not this utter bullshit. I didn't think it was possible but they even got Greek tactics wrong!

Paris, whose my hatred of was already immense before the movie only grows now. HE SUPPOSED TO DIE YOU F*CKS! What is this, the "we can't kill Orlando Bloom" law?

Most upsetting above all else was the beyond words bad job they did with Achilles. I like Bad Pitt, I think he's a good actor, he however will die for this. My expectations for this move fell faster then a prom dress as I watched it.

Some big questions were as follows:

-Why is Ajax Thor?

-Why are the Gods completely thrown out of this picture?

-Why isn't Hector drug around the walls?

-Most importantly, who would see this movie outside of the eye candy?

Anyone who thinks this movie is good has the taste level of a four year-old on speed. Wait, scratch that, even the damn kid would know this movie is bad. Anyone who likes this movie as a piece of art has no taste, I mean the have anti-taste, a trait that sucks other peoples taste into a black hole of taste.

-NOS

"But Brad Pitt is so hott, you're just jealous."

Fire ze laser!

-NOS

Who has a feeling this is about to turn into a scifi weapon geekfest.

Aw frakk

I usually enjoy having the friendly spider in my room catching flies and ants and the like, but sweet mother of Christ.

That's one huge mother-frakking spider, I'd hate to be anywhere near that big bastard.

-NOS

I'll stick with dogs.

I didn't think it was possible but this movie was worse then Hellboy. I have to be like Randall in that one episode of Clerks the cartoon and get my money back from all the directors.

-NOS

"Get him out of my sight!"

Super Happy Family Wish Show!

-NOS

I hope there isn't an ice cream round

frakk the Marines, get around to some Imperial Guardsmen.

Like Yarrick.

-NOS

Whose more then a little bit biased towards Armageddon

Oh man, Winamp struck again. Right before the trailer started "Cloud Age Symphony" was playing, I think that'd be superior BGM for this trailer, but that's just me.

On the trailer:

That. Looks. COOL! Even if it is a bad movie, the visuals will be worth catching this one, that and P-40Cs.

On Nazis:

Admit it, if you wanted to run a military organization you'd have your troops looking like something out of a Waffen SS recruiting reel.

For once I'm glad I was working.

A few of my little boy cousins are into whatever card craze is coming over from Japan (one of the little bastards broke my gendo Ikari glasses ) so as a result I'm the de facto cooler older cousin as I have all the Gundam/Macross kits that they love to play with (theres a reason boxes suddenly fly off my shelves before they arrive).

Sweet mother of Christ, has all imagination and natural aggresiveness been sucked out of these kids? It's scary. I mean, I'm only 19 and I still have fond memories of running home from 2nd grade to watch G.I. Joe (because knowing is half the battle!). I can't stand to watch "kids" TV anymore, it's so weak it's scary.

-NOS

Whose about to crank out some Waffen SS, I mean Armageddon Steel legion figures to paint.

63 percent

How the frakk did I end up with that rating? I crash panels for the love of God.

All you could hear during the entire span of Anime Boston in my room was "Azumanga Daioh! Azumanga Daioh!" (I roomed with the GF and two fangirls, what can I say?).

Daioh, if perfected into a weapon, would be able to melt through chobham armor at 1000 yards with a sheer beam of cute.

-NOS

It melts my heart everytime

BLASPHEMY ALARM!

What about the Metal Siren in Mac II?

BLASPHEMY ALARM!

"And God said to Abraham 'WTF?'"

Cool Gender would've been cool if orbital weapons and common sense had been used. I mean, the armor shrikes were cool and all but what about those autonomious units? They seemed to PWN blues at every turn?

Just a lot of the military planning in the show struck me as Starship Trooperish (the movie, think the first invasion of that bitchass homeworld that no one can spell, especially me.) and turned me off a good portion of the time.

The psycho babble drove me completely from the show near the end.

President Bush has retorted to the zombies saying, quote "This......IS MY BOOMSTICK!" whilst pointing to a large nuclear silo.

-NOS

And weather at 11