Lol.
I think all you really need is something like DVDEncryptor to rip away the copy protection and then get a trial version of Alcohol 120 or Clone DVD if you have a DVD burner, or something like DVD2SVCD if you just have a CD burner.
Or I guess you could jsut upload the image that DVDencryptor made if you don't have any burner. Big upload though I'd imagine...
Maybe one of the Dvix encoders could work with the image that DVDencryptor made. I dunno, haven't worked with that stuff too much, just backed up a few DVDs I wanted to make sure I had. Strangely, I couldn't back up my region 2 Macross 20th anniversary disk (which I believe I have a right to under law)- kept getting bad sectors. Don't know if that was cause I was doing it wrong or if it had super copy protection on it that I couldn't get around. Ironically, it was super easy to copy a different DVD that I had no right to have.