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Jim Carey is playing Doc Robotnik.,..............

I'm OUT!!!

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On 12/12/2018 at 12:30 AM, Bolt said:

It’s got to be a mistake..

On 12/12/2018 at 12:40 AM, mikeszekely said:

Yeah, the kind of mistake Hollywood execs greenlight.

It's a mistake, all right... just not in the way you were hoping.

Considering that SEGA and SonicTeam were basically the developers that could do no right with Sonic the Hedgehog for the last twenty-five odd years, I'm a little surprised that they found someone in Hollywood drunk enough to think this was a good idea.  

 

1 hour ago, slide said:

Jim Carey is playing Doc Robotnik.,..............

I'm OUT!!!

It should've been John Goodman in a hilariously fake moustache...

At least Paramount is trying to do justice to the beautiful disaster that the last twenty-five years of Sonic the Hedgehog games have been.  It could be a lot worse, they could have done a movie based on the comics published by Archie.

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Nah, it's nothing against furries, it's literally Sonic himself. That fur looks... BAD. Like, it makes him look like he has terrible body odor. And by all rights it should burst into flames from air friction alone the moment he goes for a light jog, which would only exacerbate the smell problem. Those proportions are also so... What? Why? Why is head so much bigger than the rest of his body? Why is his body human-proportioned? Why? WHY!?!?!?!?

I'm not even a Sonic fan, I've NEVER liked Sonic, but... WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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At least it's something NEW. You only have to screw away an IP once... besides, everyone will spam the review threads on other forums & social media posts with the Racist Mario video (unless its banned for "copywrite" BS...)

 

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On 12/14/2018 at 12:50 AM, kajnrig said:

Nah, it's nothing against furries, it's literally Sonic himself. That fur looks... BAD. Like, it makes him look like he has terrible body odor.

That'd be truth in television.

Small rodents smell pretty bad. Rabbits are so stanky that they sell dietary additives to make them stink less. Porcupines are even worse and smell like oily garbage no matter what you do. A hedgehog the size of a person probably stinks like a compost pile.

 

51 minutes ago, TehPW said:

At least it's something NEW. You only have to screw away an IP once... besides, everyone will spam the review threads on other forums & social media posts with the Racist Mario video (unless its banned for "copywrite" BS...)

SEGA has been screwing that IP for decades. 

I don't know why they would even try after what happened to Super Mario.

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11 minutes ago, Old_Nash said:

From Twitter...

The Horror... The Horror.

Looks like it's confirming what it was tweeted last December. :rolleyes:

On 12/13/2018 at 6:05 AM, Old_Nash said:

I open mi Twiter today and I found it...

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I hope it gonna be a fake... PLEASE SAY IT TO ME!!

Say it with me -- IT'S NOT FAKE. IT'S REALLY HAPPENING! :lol: 

 

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