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Ok so after seeing that I feel less like I want to buy a Quart of Gas and some matches, and see if he will burn in hell :p

Looks good so far. bonus is Megan Fox is unconscious for most of the trailer.

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Kowabunga dude-that looks horrid. Oh by the way, someone please tell Megan Fox that Brazzers Inc. is now willing to see her about possible future work...

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Why still all the Megan Fox hate?

Turtles look like turd at least she looks good.

For reals - Megan Fox was awesome in This is 40;

DESI (Megan Fox)          Yes, you're right. Look. I... am an          escort. I get paid to go out on          dates.Debbie looks shocked.                    DESI (CONT'D)          But only three to five times a          year. Ten times max. But it's not          technically "prostitution" because          I don't have to sleep with them.                    DEBBIE          Well, that's good.                    DESI          But I always do. That's why I only          do it four to eight times a year,          fifteen times max.

That said, this movie still looks like it will be awful.

-b.

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Because she's a terrible actress so you might as well put something in her mouth to shut her up.

 

And Transformers and TMNT (likely) are terrible movies so she fits right in.

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Kowabunga dude-that looks horrid. Oh by the way, someone please tell Megan Fox that Brazzers Inc. is now willing to see her about possible future work...

Haha, I've always said she's more suited for porn, but i think the level of acting in Brazzers is still beyond her capabilities. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but she might be better suited for something like *ucking Machines, or something where she doesn't really need to "Act" or interact with other actors in any sort of dialogue.

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I didn't really see any new footage of the Turtles in this compared to the last one so I'm not terribly impressed. Hence, the "Meh".

This whole movie has me "meh".

Apologies, considering I haven't (and don't EVER plan to) see this movie I should keep my .02 to myself or at least not just bash for the sake of bashing. I really do hope that this is enjoyable for those that are interested.

-b.

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I'm sure that regardless of what we all think, this film will make Mr Bay a whole hill of money and reaffirm to him the he is the greatest producer/human being ever to have lived, we as far as he thinks anyway.

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I'm sure that regardless of what we all think, this film will make Mr Bay a whole hill of money and reaffirm to him the he is the greatest producer/human being ever to have lived, we as far as he thinks anyway.

Haha, you're definitely right....the formula seemed to work for three other atrocities

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Objectively speaking, this has flop written all over it.

Kind of like The Lone Ranger no one is clamoring for a Ninja Turtles live-action movie (that I know of, or have seen) and even if there's already an audience waiting I'm willing to bet that Guardians of the Galaxy which comes out the week prior will still be going very strong.

-b.

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Why still all the Megan Fox hate?

Turtles look like turd at least she looks good.

No hate here, quite the contrary. I just think she'd look great in an adult scene...

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Megan Fox's job is to be excessive, pointless eye candy in Michael Bay's films. She fits that role pretty well. Everything in Michael Bay's Transformers movies were excessive and pointless. He takes bad Summer block buster popcorn movies and blows them up with a nuclear bomb of excess. TMNT will do well in theaters not because it will be good but because people will just have to look at the mushroom cloud.

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Megan Fox's job is to be excessive, pointless eye candy in Michael Bay's films. She fits that role pretty well. Everything in Michael Bay's Transformers movies were excessive and pointless. He takes bad Summer block buster popcorn movies and blows them up with a nuclear bomb of excess. TMNT will do well in theaters not because it will be good but because people will just have to look at the mushroom cloud.

Couldn't have said it better myself

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Plus the TMNT is still a recognized name. There are two or so different cartoon series since the original that did well and the current line of toys sells so just by that this thing will have people go an see it.

I actually worry for Guardians of the Galaxy if it only gets a week’s head start. Nobody knows who those characters are but change the turtles as much as Bay wants, they still look recognizable to anybody from the 80’s and onwards.

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Image of the Can-opener Shredder.

http://imgur.com/TRZnKxC

Spoiler'd for size:

TRZnKxC.png

Well Michael Bay certainly has proven he has overkill down to a science. How stupid looking. It's like something designed my an eight year old, "and wouldn't be cool if... and and it also needs a giant... and some Wolverine claws... and..." Like someone taking Axe-Cop waaaaaaay too seriously.

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Damn, Shredder looks ridiculous. He looks entirely too big to be a normal man-sized suit of armor, as others have pointed out, it looks like Shredder may just be a name for some kind of big ass robot suit covered in sharp stuff.

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