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Ok ... am I the only one who brings in a changer toy ...either Yamato, bandai, etc .... ...... to the bathroom when dropping a few friends off at the lake :lol: My wife opened the door when I was figuring out how to transform the MPC Blue Alpha the other day. I was grunting and moaning, but it was becasue the leg wouldn't snap into the body to lock in. She wanted to make sure I was ok .... to open the door and see me all of my childhood glory with the little transformer in my hands and my puppy dog eyes looking back at her. I lost track of time and my legs fell asleep as well .... :(:lol:

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heh... I have to admit, when I got my first 1/48, I would play with it everywhere... while watching TV, while eating, showing it to my dog... and yes, even in the bathroom... but after I almost dropped the gun pod into the bowl..I decided that bathrooms would be offlimit for toys.

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Note to self...

NEVER buy ANYTHING that DanGAGT offers up for sale... :lol:

;)

Now THAT was funny. I think I just shot myself in the foot ... :lol: Never had anything "fall in" though ... and I always wash my hands you sick-o's. Ha Ha ......

hey wait ..... I think I need to buy a 1/60 Canon Fodder! :blink::lol:

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UN-BE-LIEVEABLE! :lol:

You definitely can't make this stuff up!

So, would you rather your wife catches you playing with you transforming toy in there or would you rather she catches you with porn in there? :blink:

I think you're pretty hosed either way! :p

You'll never live either of those down! :rolleyes:

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UN-BE-LIEVEABLE! :lol:

You definitely can't make this stuff up!

So, would you rather your wife catches you playing with you transforming toy in there or would you rather she catches you with porn in there? :blink:

I think you're pretty hosed either way! :p

You'll never live either of those down! :rolleyes:

Never catch me with Porn in the B-room. My wife and I have a great relationship and plus ... she is H O T .. :D:D

The toy in the B-Room was very embarrasing though. Now my daughter brings toys in with her while she is dropping the "logs" - as she calls it. Yeah .. my house is a funny place to visit. :rolleyes::lol:

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Ok ... am I the only one who brings in a changer toy ...either Yamato, bandai, etc .... ...... to the bathroom when dropping a few friends off at the lake :lol: My wife opened the door when I was figuring out how to transform the MPC Blue Alpha the other day. I was grunting and moaning, but it was becasue the leg wouldn't snap into the body to lock in. She wanted to make sure I was ok .... to open the door and see me all of my childhood glory with the little transformer in my hands and my puppy dog eyes looking back at her. I lost track of time and my legs fell asleep as well .... :(:lol:

Don't you hate it when somebody walks in on you while you're playing with......something......in the bathroom? Three words for you bro (my "friend" had it happen to him a lot)......LOCK THE DOOR!!! ;)

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now when your sitting on the can and your legs fall asleep, you know you've been in there too long!! I gotta admit, I don't open my toys in the bathroom, don't want my toys smellin afterwards if you know what I mean! ;) I actually bring in my MISB stuff to read what's in the back of the boxes n stuff like that and just admire it until my legs go numb! ;):p:D:lol:

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now when your sitting on the can and your legs fall asleep, you know you've been in there too long!! I gotta admit, I don't open my toys in the bathroom, don't want my toys smellin afterwards if you know what I mean! ;) I actually bring in my MISB stuff to read what's in the back of the boxes n stuff like that and just admire it until my legs go numb! ;):p:D:lol:

TMI... TMI... :unsure::ph34r:

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Don't you hate it when somebody walks in on you while you're playing with......something......in the bathroom? Three words for you bro (my "friend" had it happen to him a lot)......LOCK THE DOOR!!! ;)

sure, right, your friend. :rolleyes::lol:

he wasn't flipping through a issue of glamour magazine was he?

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I got the funny papers, Bobe's got the back of a toy box :p

haha, that's right!! It's safer that way! No accidents like dropping the gunpod in the bowl! :p:D:lol:

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Don't you hate it when somebody walks in on you while you're playing with......something......in the bathroom?  Three words for you bro (my "friend" had it happen to him a lot)......LOCK THE DOOR!!!  ;)

sure, right, your friend. :rolleyes::lol:

he wasn't flipping through a issue of glamour magazine was he?

Glamour!!?? Heck no!! Victoria's Secret catalogues are the only thing I......er.....HE......reads in the bathroom. :p Though, I did see a missile for a 1/48 on the floor in there once. Yup....my "friend"'s one sick cat. :lol:

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there was a lad who had to poop

couldn't find a mag to read the scoop

so he grabbed a valk and rushed to the throne

and transformed the toy until he's done

he forgot the fact that it was a first issue

but was quickly reminded when he reached for the tissue

his nosecone fell into the toilet

to clean the sh*t out he had to boil it.

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you all are sick... I never, never again buying anything used <_<

As soon I as go back to my parents home I am spraying desinfectant to the Valks I bought used...

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you all are sick... I never, never again buying anything used  <_<

As soon I as go back to my parents home I am spraying desinfectant to the Valks I bought used...

Now that is a damn good idea.

aaahhhhahaha. That's why I buy most of my stuff brand new! ;):p:D:lol:

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you all are sick... I never, never again buying anything used  <_<

As soon I as go back to my parents home I am spraying desinfectant to the Valks I bought used...

Now that is a damn good idea.

aaahhhhahaha. That's why I buy most of my stuff brand new! ;):p:D:lol:

Yeah but everything you traded is used... hahaha... that's not weathering on the red Alpha...

Other phrases for dropping a deuce:

pinching a loaf

fire off a missile

let the dogs out

taking the Browns to the Superbowl

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you all are sick... I never, never again buying anything used  <_<

As soon I as go back to my parents home I am spraying desinfectant to the Valks I bought used...

Now that is a damn good idea.

aaahhhhahaha. That's why I buy most of my stuff brand new! ;):p:D:lol:

Yeah but everything you traded is used... hahaha... that's not weathering on the red Alpha...

Other phrases for dropping a deuce:

pinching a loaf

fire off a missile

let the dogs out

taking the Browns to the Superbowl

hehe, ever heard of the phrase, "gambled but lost"? ;):p:D:lol:

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...and yes, even in the bathroom... but after I almost dropped the gun pod into the bowl..I decided that bathrooms would be offlimit for toys.

I actually DID do that. I was five or six, and it was a Jetfire gun. Jetfire was my favourite toy and I would take him everywhere.

Luckily that particular incident had a happy ending since I hadn't actually... erm... "done" anything at that point. Still, enourmous amounts of soap and disinfectant etc. went on the gunpod.

From then on I was very careful..

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