Actually that was modeled after the O'neill-like character from Wormhole X-treme (Colonal Danning I think). Wormhole X-treme of course being a fake sci-fi series within Stargate SG-1 which is itself a parody of SG-1.
I never could get into CSI for some reason, but sure I'll take the guys place.
Let's see how it goes:
Me: Ok, case solved, the guy was murdered by an angry malcontent Zentradi. There are not fingerprints because we are looking for miclone sized ones and these would be about 2 feet wide. However we wouldn't find any because the vic was in fact killed by the Zentran while piloting a Reguld which he used to step on the victim. This explains the multiple squashed organs and the blood seeping from cracks in the cranial regions as well as the giant pod-like footprint in the ground around where the body was found.
Rest of CSI team: .... WTF!!??