Are you tired of constantly waxing and dusting your diecast and plastic toys that you spend hundred of manhours cleaning them? Or cant sleep while thinking that someday all your plastic toys will discolor and brittle like handling a Dead Sea Scroll, ready to disintegrate anytime soon? Worried of frequently opening and closing its box that leave an awful box crease whenever you want to have a glimpse on them? Are you running out of space in your home because of toy boxes stacked all over the place? Worried of another great flood that your collection will be soaked in disaster? Or spending expensive glass shelves just to protect your collections from dust, pets, your kids, wife and annoying house visitors? Or you simply want a cool vintage toy but dont have a Zillion dollar in your pocket? You paid so much attention in your collections, you forgot to shave, and you now look like a prehistoric Java Man.
Now all your worries and problems are gone and solved!
Introducing Popy Mecha Robo Vinyl!
Vinyl toys were practically made to serve its purpose: to be played with.
They were made for children and not for adults so aesthetics was not in the top list of this Jurassic old toy. Yep, they are not bodily proportioned like in your Saturday afternoon cartoons; they look more like Hunchback of
Notre Dame or a deformed aborted toy. They are so ugly too that your son will not even like them to play with! Whats more.your wife will not be
suspicious that its expensive since they looked freaking terrible! Great disguise isnt it? Woooohooooo!!!!
Bring it with you on your next mountain bike trip, bring it in your office, while driving, dive with it in Marianas Trench, hook it in a space balloon
and drop it above stratosphere without a parachute, throw it in the forehead of your annoying neighbor, use it as a Voodoo Doll, play
throw-and-fetch with Godzilla ..Helll yeah, can survive in a magnitude 10 earthquake and a zombie apocalypse too! Wooooooohoooooo!!!!
Cleaning is easy as 1-2-3! If you know how to clean your hairy balls sure you know how to clean these abnormal looking vinyls. Lick them? No you
fool! Throw them in your dishwasher! Put them in the washing machine if you want! Use your wifes favorite organic facial soap or your dogs　anti-lice shampoo..actually almost any soap or shampoo thats good to your hair and skin will do! Isnt that amazing?!!!
Compared to a value of a diecast or plastic vintage robot toys, you can get Popy Mecha Robot Vinyl not only one..not two..but three! Three Popy Mecha Robot Vinyl for the price of one! What a great price!!!! You can put one in your living room, one in your lawn, one inside the bath room just in case you want to stare on it while master....errr...having a shower!
Bring it with your next fishing trip and use it as a float in your fishing line. Use it as christmas tree decor. Put it in top of your birthday cake.
Use it as a pendant, earing, key chain, bag accessories.....there are hundreds of other use that you wont believe its no longer a toy!
Woooooooohoooooo!!!!!
But wait..theres more! Just in case when your wife or girlfriend got mad at you and throw all your collections in the dumpster, this little buddy will survive in your worst unimaginable nightmare, still looks like brand new!!! Totally awesome!!!!
Unbelievable great price! Totally bomb-proof! 10 times more function than McGyvers paper clip! Whaaaaat-aaaaaaah-toooooy!!!! Wooooooohooooooo!!!
Popy Mecha Robo Vinyls, Made in Japan, each sold separately
