Haha... I'm glad you found that pretty funny. I find it funny that you it takes so little to amuse you. Oh hey, here's some good humor: why don't you go look in the mirror and see what a joke you, yourself are? Oh that's right... you do that everday. That joke is old... must not be too funny anymore. Now you have to show others what a retard you are to laugh. Good job! It is pretty funny come to think of it.
Hey! Here's another joke! Give us your mom's telephone number or address and we can tell her what a wonderful son she has! He was able to make his buddies laugh by typing some words online! She'd be proud! Superceeded her highest expectations of you! I'm sure you make her proud.
Oh poo... i just thought of something. I hope your mom isn't dead. That would be insensitive of me to talk about your mother if she was dead. Oh well... probably better if she was though. Then she wouldn't have to see how her son turned out. Or maybe she did see how her son turned out and that's what made her keel over... poo... my bad... you must wanted to keep that a secret didn't you.
Well in any case Mr. funny man, I hope you don't go writing more jokes in the future. I mean, as great as they are and as funny as they are, you must really have to strain to pull those out. Probably akin to straining on the toilet when you poop.
I wouldn't want you busting a nut in your mouth trying to come up with another astounding feat of trickery. Hmm... unless you like to nut busting goodness in your mouth. Probably explains your cheesy humor. Wow! Check that out! Cheese and nuts! Maybe that's funny! Was that funny to you? I hope it was! Wouldn't want you reading this diatrab and not laugh... oh crap. Maybe much like a mirror, reading this might reflect who you are and it seems you don't find reflections funny anymore. Sorry again.
Oh by the way, you must build some awesome models of broomsticks and dustpans. I mean, you must use them to clean up the studios where those real modellers work right? I hear the more you handle what you model, the better you model them. You must model a great dick then. Wow... another joke! Get it? It's like a double-meaning! Like you must handle your dick a lot so you can model one well and because you are a dick, you emulate one well! Funny huh? I hope it was. Much like you shitting (or talking; both are synonomous with you) I had to strain to think of that one.
Oh yah, and thanks again for the great laugh! I'd love to meet you in real life and laugh at you in person! I think we all would! Hey, you should change your name to Lord FunnyMan! I think it'd be more descriptive of you then Kung Fu. Hey, did you think of Lord Kung-fu all by yourself? That's pretty awesome. I know your dead mother would be proud!