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Father Jack

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  1. I wonder what would happen if I macronized my cat...

    Funny you should ask. I just happen to have a faithful rendition of a drawing I did in my psychology class a few weeks back when I should have been paying attention.

    Now here for your amusement, re-drawn in microsoft paint I give you....

    BIG KIITY!

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  2. Good comic

    I'm a mite curious about why the last panel had to be edited though? :huh:

    and true I will admit that, despite how redundant it has become, I'll be jiggered if some of these posts haven't brought a grin to my face. Let the blood flow indeed.

    perhaps we should also let loose the dogs of war if anybody has such a thing.

  3. Just in case you're just tuning in I will sum up the last nine pages of pointless arguing and horse flogging.

    Some people: Yay we are 1337 mac 7 r0x0r5

    Others: No we are 1337 Mac 7 5uXoRs

    Some people: you fag!!!1

    Others: you pussy!!!1

    Repeat endlessly.

    I hope this has saved you some time. <_<

  4. I don't know this seems like something the guys at somethingawful would be doing to post as a rant later on.

    On that note a few days ago they had this woman's website up as an awful link of the day. She is apparently auctioning the "privilage" of shaving her hair for $50,000 on ebay.

    Feck all! what the heck is wrong with these people.

    The picture of the virginity kid brought a huge smile to my face though.

  5. Nuts to maturity

    I'm sittung here in my underwear at two in the morning reading about a twenty year old cartoon when I should be asleep or studying. Maturity has long flown the coop with me :lol:

    And darn right the ladies like it when you play with the toys.

    Imagine this...

    :::Flying valk around room:::

    Comely young lass: Hmmm... You handle that pretty good.

    Me: Yep

    Fine foxy lady: So you like to play do you?

    Me: Oh Yeah :::Zooming noises:::

    Hottie: :::Giggle::: Can I play too?

    Me: Sure.

    Sausy young thing: Ok lets play with... These!!!

    Me: You're on lady.

    And the rest is slightly embelished history :D

    I'm going to bed.

  6. Man, if they want to put a Russian chick in an anime, they should get Yulia Nova instead.

    Looked at the pictures :huh:

    Anybody ever read that Jhonen Vasquez comic where the super hero chick with the big breasts snaps in half due to the weight of them?

    I don't think I need to say more.

  7. Wow! I needs me one of those like like I needs the crack!

    That is sweet dude keep going with it I can't wait to see it done.

    When it is completed I promise you I will build a Solid gold shrine a mile high tended by gourgeous virgins just for you good sir!

  8. Bah humbug!

    Before violent toys it was violent TV,

    Before that it was violent movies,

    before that it was dime and pulp novels,

    before that it was probably old radio dramas.

    Parents through the ages have just wanted to make excuses for not teaching their spaz stink children the difference between right and wrong.

    They don't want to blame themselves when something goes wrong they just want to blame society.

    We can blame transformers when little billy hops into his giant robot and takes out half of suburbia with its head mounted rail guns.

    Untill then these people need to chill.

    Also obviously my comments don't apply to all parents. Mine raised me right and are well adjusted. Just didn't want to start something with any of you who have kids. I know most of you are doing a good job, so keep it up.

    Go parents rah rah and all that, so don't take any offense.

  9. True true

    and I never said that it wasn't fun to watch, and looking from that perspective it is a good hommage to the original.

    It was just that theme song... I saw this movie months ago and I still can't get it out of my head.

    I do love the good old 1950's retro sci-fi though, even if it's an 80's recreation of such.

    anyway I humbly take back my earlier assertion

    It's not movie gold, but it is fun to watch

    However I did see this really cheesy horror movie from my dad's collectin awhile back.

    cant recall the name, but this mad scientist ressurects Frankenstein, the wolf man, and Dracula to get revenge on his enemies. as I remember the movie doesn't even end, it just stops and rolls credits. anybody seen this?

  10. Wait it just dawned on me...

    Flash Gordon

    This is a horrible movie, just listen to the theme song by Queen

    I quote *ahem* "Flash!... ah~~~ He's a miracle!" Repeat 30 times with 80's guitar riffs.

    Also there is a Ming looks like a horrible Chinese steryotype from the 1850's. If anybody has ever seen the Rocket Revengers skits on Mad TV he kind of looks like the Queen of the Chinese.

    The banner from the weding scene was funny though "All beings will make merry...Under pain of death"

    Such a happy occasion :lol:

  11. The re-make of Roller Ball.

    The original had a great plot and a great message about how one man is important, and can make a difference.

    The re-make was just a bunch of extreme sports non-sense catered to today's audiences who can't seem to get enough of bright lights and shiny things. :angry:

    If they so much as TRY to re-make Logan's Run I am going to hop into my hamster powered space station and remove hollywood from the map!

    Also Battle field earth

    Movie=crap

    Book=great

  12. My avatar is a charicature of the character Father Jack Hackett from Father Ted a British comedy show.

    He's an old bitter drunken priest and also my favorite character.

    Here is another picture of him. He loves his pet brick :lol:

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  13. I love this show

    as was stated it wasn't great, but man was it ever fun to watch.

    I liked it so much I went and boutght the Nanako's secret box set :lol:

    Basically you have this mad scientist who is doing experiments for both the government and the vatican, and his bone-head nurse/house keeper/experiment is caught in the middle.

    While the plot makes no sense sometimes it is still a genuinely funny show.

    By the way, the best episode is fire crackers. ;)

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