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I had no idea this was even a thing, who asked for this? Will he kiss a human again like that one time in the game? Is Sonic a furry? This seems ill advised.

 

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1 hour ago, Einherjar said:

Long live SatAM.

SatAM?  More like Satan, if you ask me...

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9 minutes ago, Bolt said:

It’s got to be a mistake..

Yeah, the kind of mistake Hollywood execs greenlight.

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Leaked image from new game based in the movie^^
(And Yes, it's a joke XD)

 

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I open mi Twiter today and I found it...

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I hope it gonna be a fake... PLEASE SAY IT TO ME!!

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Jim Carey is playing Doc Robotnik.,..............

I'm OUT!!!

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On 12/12/2018 at 12:30 AM, Bolt said:

It’s got to be a mistake..

On 12/12/2018 at 12:40 AM, mikeszekely said:

Yeah, the kind of mistake Hollywood execs greenlight.

It's a mistake, all right... just not in the way you were hoping.

Considering that SEGA and SonicTeam were basically the developers that could do no right with Sonic the Hedgehog for the last twenty-five odd years, I'm a little surprised that they found someone in Hollywood drunk enough to think this was a good idea.  

 

1 hour ago, slide said:

Jim Carey is playing Doc Robotnik.,..............

I'm OUT!!!

It should've been John Goodman in a hilariously fake moustache...

At least Paramount is trying to do justice to the beautiful disaster that the last twenty-five years of Sonic the Hedgehog games have been.  It could be a lot worse, they could have done a movie based on the comics published by Archie.

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Some desperate sod  thinks they’re  playing Russian roulette  in Hollywood..but  all chambers are loaded!

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On 12/12/2018 at 2:36 AM, kajnrig said:

I can't, will never be able to, handle the fur.

You're not alone. There is a chart for that

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Nah, it's nothing against furries, it's literally Sonic himself. That fur looks... BAD. Like, it makes him look like he has terrible body odor. And by all rights it should burst into flames from air friction alone the moment he goes for a light jog, which would only exacerbate the smell problem. Those proportions are also so... What? Why? Why is head so much bigger than the rest of his body? Why is his body human-proportioned? Why? WHY!?!?!?!?

I'm not even a Sonic fan, I've NEVER liked Sonic, but... WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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At least it's something NEW. You only have to screw away an IP once... besides, everyone will spam the review threads on other forums & social media posts with the Racist Mario video (unless its banned for "copywrite" BS...)

 

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On 12/14/2018 at 12:50 AM, kajnrig said:

Nah, it's nothing against furries, it's literally Sonic himself. That fur looks... BAD. Like, it makes him look like he has terrible body odor.

That'd be truth in television.

Small rodents smell pretty bad. Rabbits are so stanky that they sell dietary additives to make them stink less. Porcupines are even worse and smell like oily garbage no matter what you do. A hedgehog the size of a person probably stinks like a compost pile.

 

51 minutes ago, TehPW said:

At least it's something NEW. You only have to screw away an IP once... besides, everyone will spam the review threads on other forums & social media posts with the Racist Mario video (unless its banned for "copywrite" BS...)

SEGA has been screwing that IP for decades. 

I don't know why they would even try after what happened to Super Mario.

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I, too, was in disbelief when I first saw that dark poster. The question that comes to mind is "Do they even focus group this crap before they dump it out into the world?!?" I swear, this is gonna be Dragonball Evolution all over again.

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From Twitter...

The Horror... The Horror.

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11 minutes ago, Old_Nash said:

From Twitter...

The Horror... The Horror.

Looks like it's confirming what it was tweeted last December. :rolleyes:

On 12/13/2018 at 6:05 AM, Old_Nash said:

I open mi Twiter today and I found it...

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I hope it gonna be a fake... PLEASE SAY IT TO ME!!

Say it with me -- IT'S NOT FAKE. IT'S REALLY HAPPENING! :lol: 

 

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Missed the whole announcement that this thing is becoming reality.

...But I still can't even.

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Oh-oh. Looks like we're back in the 90's cartoon adaptation movies once again. :wacko:

 

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49 minutes ago, Black Valkyrie said:

 

:unknw:

 

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It'sa me. New Mario Bros Movie XD

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FIRST trailer!

The Horror.... The Horror!

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How’d all this go wrong? I mean we didn’t even want a live action sonic. Mario, MK2 and doom should of been enough to realize this. Damn you detective pikachu! This is your fault 

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7 minutes ago, Hikuro said:

How’d all this go wrong?

They made a Sonic the Hedgehog movie.

SEGA and SonicTeam can't even make a playable Sonic the Hedgehog game.

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