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Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (a.k.a. Debbie Gibson vs. Tiffany)

  

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This was previously reported in the Worst Science Fiction Film of All Time thread, but it has a cat fight so epic, it deserves its own thread. With no further ado, I present to you...

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Mega Python vs. Gatoroid - Premiering January 29 at 8:00 p.m. (7:00 p.m. Central) on Syfy. Check local listings.

Can't wait for that date? If you live in Austin, TX, the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema will host the world premiere on Saturday, January 15, at 9:15 p.m.

Let's get it on!

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Holy crap... I haven't seen the movie yet, but judging by this interview video, it may be the Holy Grail of bad movies.

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Mega Python vs. Gatoroid

Syfy/The Asylum, 2011

Directed by Mary Lambert (Pet Sematary)

Running Time: 90 minutes

Rated TV-14 for graphic violence, strong language and suggestive drug use in the part of everyone involved.

Cast

Debbie Gibson (best known for her hit songs "Foolish Beat" and "Lost in Your Eyes") as Dr. Nikki Riley

Tiffany (best known for her version of "I Think We're Alone Now") as Ranger Terry O'Hara

A Martinez as Dr. Diego Ortiz

Kathryn Joosten (Karen in Desperate Housewives, Dolores in The West Wing) as Angie

Micky Dolenz (of The Monkees) as Himself

Arden Cho (some hot Korean chick) as Gia

Harmony Blossom as some random hot chick that appears in nearly every Asylum movie

Synopsis

Animal rights activist Dr. Nikki Riley and her team steal dozens of exotic pythons from a house and set them free into the Florida Everglades, not knowing that the snakes grow to alarming sizes due to the change of climate. In a matter of days, the pythons pose a threat to the Everglades, as they kill and eat every alligator, person and animal in their path. After losing her fiance to a python attack, Park Ranger Terry O'Hara feeds a pack of alligators with steroid-laced chickens. This doesn't help the situation at all, as the gargantuan reptiles are now a danger to the entire state of Florida.

Lowdown

Mega Python vs. Gatoroid is everything you expect from a movie produced by The Asylum: an unoriginal plot, horrible acting, laughable special effects and a bunch of has-beens top-billing the cast list. And that's about it. If you've seen Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus, you're not missing much.

But then again, you're not watching this movie to see some poorly-rendered CG snakes and alligators fighting each other. You're in it to see the other fight: Debbie Gibson vs. Tiffany. Yes, it's the two former '80s pop idols who used to grace the covers of your sister's Bop and Tiger Beat magazines - long before you got their issues of Playboy. Today, Tiffany (now 39) is a bit chubby and sporting some implants, while Debbie is surprisingly hot for 40. And that leads us to a cat fight that puts WWE Diva matches to complete shame. Vince McMahon should sign these two ASAP!

Lady Gaga and Katy Perry better take note of this movie, as this is probably what they'll end up doing 20 years from now.

Rating: C; D- (without the cat fight)

Links

The Asylum's Official Mega Python vs. Gatoroid Homepage

Mega Python vs. Gatoroid @ Syfy

References

The Internet Movie Database

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