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  1. That's so easy I'm surprised you even asked the question, that's because the Ewoks are sophisticated little lying shits. They'll go ahead and make the brutish outlanders think their little tricks are impressive. Just act like a bunch of fangirls and go: "Ohhhhh, Ahhhhhhhhhhh" All the while, masking their force signatures, and no one is the wiser that they are sitting amidst a bunch of psychotic little evil monsters who slaughtered innocent stormtroopers, who suddenly couldn't aim worth crap against the little buggers, although they seem to aim pretty well to be able to blast Leia in the arm. I take you back to TNH when Han was busy getting his ass shot at by stardestroyers, what was he doing? That's right, busy making calculations so they don't jump into [insert your disaster here]. If there is a so call built in safety feature as suggested, then logic would suggest that Han jump immediately, because it gets him immediately out of range. Then he just set up a new course once this safety feature pulls him out of hyperspace. But I suppose it's easier to chalk it up to the inconsistencies of the writers in this case.
  2. Oh, and one other thing I've been meaning to gripe about in regards to the Mel Brooks Space Nazis; you have a 60 km mothership that doesn't have a frigging interdictor field? Geez, that's canon and old tech too. The only thing I can't decide is which side is more tactically incompetent, the rebels or the imperials. (Yeah, I know FO and Resistance... whatever)
  3. Speaking of RoTJ. The perfectly logical explanation on why the Ewoks were able to best Imperial stormtroopers and survive the obvious global disaster of having the death star explode in orbit is that those little f***ers were all force sensitive. So much so that they were able to hide it from Vader, Luke, and even Palpatine. They only took casualties to make things "look good" for the other combatants. If the others knew the true power of the Ewoks, they would all flee in horror from Endor and never return.
  4. Yamato 2202

    Thank God, it was interesting how they strapped that fighter with a ton of mechs. Looks like some weird sort of special ops. And I saw, Talan bro #1 didn't survive, they had Talan bro #2 on deck.
  5. Red Sparrow (March 2018)

    If 40+ Charlize Theron can pull it off, so can JLaw. That said, I wouldn't mind if they did Atomic Blonde 2. Cause the first one was pretty entertaining.
  6. Gundam Show Thread - MSG thru IBO

    are you really just watching GSD for the first time? I remember watching that show a decade plus ago, it was pretty horrible. I swear they were trying to do a version of Zeta Gundam, and finally said screw it, we're just going to use the old characters again and yammer on and on about how war is bad, and peace is good.... but oh by the way, we have the biggest frigging guns on the baddest mech you're going to find anywhere, just because we can. the only Gundam I've watched lately is Gundam the Origin; it is pretty good. even if they did keep trying to retconn more Feddie mobile suits into the mix
  7. My bad, yep, tried #1, and booted direct from a USB. The repair didn't help, kept coming back with a system can't be repaired message. I figure the fresh install is the other option, I guess the good thing is that I already backed up all the data. I guess I need o look at the Dell site for the drivers... geez, knew I should've just bought a Mac. If anyone else has any suggestions, I'm all ears. Thanks
  8. Ok, I need to get some help here, I have an older PC (2012 Dell XPS tower) and it went through a Windows 10 update recently (unwanted), and now, my computer is stuck in the repair loop, and can never get clear. I've scoured the web, and still can't find a solution, when I use a boot media, the stupid thing doesn't want let me repair the unit. I think the only thing left to do is a full reinstall. But the damn thing doesn't let me reinstall from the boot media, and I don't know how to do it from the hard drive since it just goes into this idiot repair loop. Anybody have any ideas? (full disclosure, I upgraded from win 7 to win 10, yes, I was a moron)
  9. Yamato 2202

    Only if Talen Bro #1 manages to survive the incident.
  10. Yamato 2202

    Yeah, the Keyman/Kinman thing is kind of weird, you do have to wonder who he is exactly. I figure by now most people would've seen the ep, hopefully the Dessler portions coming up in 11 through 14 is more interesting. I note how many of his ships were Gamilas from the preview, I wonder where those came from.
  11. but how would it look if the rebels, resistance, something that starts with r begin to go light speed with all their worthless vessels to blow up the first order ships. It would instantly make the FO a joke of a threat, because their vaunted capital ships would be just wiped out with a bunch of cheap junkers.
  12. Yamato 2202

    Ok, finally watched the translated version, my original opinion on episode 7 stands:
  13. By the way, I forgot about the most famous group of all, the infamous knights of Ren. Weren’t they just awesome in this movie? Huh huh? cant wait till we see more of those badasses in ep IX.
  14. You bastard, Mr. Iger wants his money, where is his money, man? You better be spending a ton of money on the Jedi milk set, cause we only get royalties. better buy a ton of those or Mr. Iger and his buddy Mr. Cook are gonna track you down.